Dating a musician rules
Rules For Dating A Guitarist By Guitars all over the house = super-expensive home decor. We love you very much, it’s just that sometimes we can’t help talking about the differences between different Ibanez Edge tremolo models. We haven’t liked a new Metallica song since 1988 (okay, maybe 1991 if we’ve had a few beers) but under no circumstances shall we miss a tour.
I recently came across an entertaining list in my email titled “Rules for Dating a Musician”.The rules are very much geared towards the prevention of a young lady “Yoko-ing” a band, but could mostly be applied to the opposite gender.After reading it, I couldn’t help but think about all the different events I’ve experienced while trying to date men who aren’t musicians/entertainers.I’ve only recently begun to understand that some men still think girls, such as moi, can get their jollies off by staying at home, ordering a pizza, cuddling and watching some B-list Rom-Com on a Friday night.Community Q&A There are loads of girls whose greatest dream is to date a musician, and most of them go about it the wrong way and end up either as one night stands or squealing fan girls. Being a Supportive Girlfriend Developing the Relationship Taking Care of Yourself Community Q&A Dating a musician, regardless of gender, is not always easy.
In fact, the life of a musician can make relationships hard.
Nonetheless, you can work to make your relationship better and be the best partner you can be to him or her, though don't forget to expect the same in return.
For a while, a list has been circulating on Facebook called Rules For Dating A Musician. Can you please hold it right here over this pickup selector switch lug so I don’t lose my place while I pick the burning soldering iron up off the carpet?
When I first saw the headline I thought “Haha, this is gonna be funny! It’s full of all sorts of things like ‘It is not mandatory that you are at every gig,’ and ‘Do not complain when your special day gets cancelled because a gig has been booked,’ and ‘Babies don’t make guys quit bands,’ and ‘Do not get jealous when your boyfriend/girlfriend talks to groupies.’ In short, comes off as a bunch of douchebaggy rules written by an obvious douchebag who wants to somehow have a girlfriend and be a douchebag at the same time.
But those of us lucky enough to somehow be in a relationship know that it takes a special kind of grace for a lady (and let’s face it, that list is written by a dude dictating rules to a lady) to be in a relationship with a guitarist: one who’s willing to overlook your overactive enthusiasm for guitar, not overlook gross exaggerations in personal entitlement.
So here – backed up by years of research, let me assure you – are my rules for dating a guitarist. The musician mind hears “Don’t you already have enough guitars? Please don’t be offended if we’re in the middle of a conversation about something you’re interested in but our mind wanders to guitars. For instance, the one from 1987 has the volume knob in a slightly different place.