Gothic dating singles
Weather your here for a bit of Kink and Cake (Flirting) or to start a new relationship (Meet Your Soulmate) we are sure you will enjoy your stay.
The situation is unfortunately much more problematic for the lowly Gothic singles of the world.But don’t blame yourself for this because that just wouldn’t be right.I mean, it’s not that we’re bad people or anything…it’s just that Thus, the journey of each and every Gothic couple usually starts off with some social group of Goth outcasts, banding together because misery loves company.Sooner or later, closeness by proximity is mistaken for attraction and the next thing you know you’re 37 years young and waking up next to your “dark soulmate” who has suddenly taken an interest in floral arrangements and badminton with her dingbat friend, Susan. In the end, it takes an incredible amount of patience and effort, not to mention sheer luck, to find that one person. From physical attraction to personality to sexual compatibility to likes and interests…the list goes on and on and chances are you will never find someone exactly compatible with you and all your idiosyncrasies—not in this lifetime at least!
To make things worse, when you have a penchant for blood-sucking and the macabre, the odds really start to stack against you.
This is why I decided to check out some Gothic singles dating sites online and give you the lowdown in my latest EPIC post: . From what I can tell, Gothic is the number one way to meet like-minded Goth singles online.
I can help out weed through all the BS results out there and it will at least help me get back out on the market by giving me a chance to meet some cool Gothic hotties in my area! I mean it’s literally at the top of the Google search results. it lets me create an account and then immediately deactivates it upon my FIRST log in! I tried 3 times and all my attempts resulted in the same BS “reactivate your account” message.
Unfortunately, when I try to access their site from my laptop I keep getting a 404 Forbidden message. it has a Find-Goths-Near-You search engine on the frontend and actually gave me over 600 Goth women results in my area right off the bat. What’s the point of letting people know that there are over 600 potentials in their area if you’re not gonna let them sign up? Furthermore, some poser has already taken my GOTH4LYF username!
So, how come these guys are on the top spot when I search for Gothic singles on Google? EDIT: OK I checked my inbox and I actually got a few emails from Goth Scene.com…
Well, I kept on digging and found their Facebook page (which was ranking 6 by the way) and checked it out. and now they want me to join—but only if I pay a fee of $1!